Times to smile and shut up:
1) When the gift isn't quite perfect, but the giver is.
2) When your boss gets on to you about something your co-worker did. It's a battlefield out there, guys. Plus, maybe she'll make you another pink lemonade cupcake because she's grateful you took the heat.
3) When your best friend makes (what to you is) a terrible decision. It's their life, surprisingly enough - fix your own.
4) When they're genuinely concerned about something that's none of their business. They mean well.
5) When he tells you how great you look, and you agree.
6) When there is nothing left to say. Don't push it.
7) When you yell and fight and sigh and cry. It's four in the morning, and odds are it's not worth it. Go to sleep.
8) When he traces his hands up and down your flawed body and says "You're absolutely perfect. There's not one thing wrong with you, is there?" You may be thinking, "Oh, that's funny, because you're looking straight at the stretch marks that have suddenly high-kicked into existence because of the also sudden growth of my fat ass..." but just savor the moment. He actually means it.
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haha...awesome.
ReplyDeletefunny- E and i always have said that things are ALWAYS worse late at night than they are during daylight hours. some how, some way, things multiply and you get crazy. tears and words flow way harder and without as much restrain late at night. weird.